The Most brilliant empire of Middle Noppy Cap is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Our Most Devine cheesy leader Bill with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.618 billion Middle Nopp Capians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheestopia. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Middle Noppy Capian economy, worth 296 trillion Cheese trimmings a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,384 Cheese trimmings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Middle Noppy Cap's national animal is the child, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Narcissism.

Middle Noppy Cap is ranked 17,197^th in the world and 3^rd in The International Alliance of Swag for Most Patriotic, with 50.88 flags saluted per person per day.